Thursday, July 24, 2008

Hamaam mei sab nange hain!

Indian Politics is more dramatic than any bollywood movie or any Ekta Kapoor soap. Ekta shows the protaganists in her serials having multiple affairs/marriages/confused kids/betrayal/murder and what not....still it didn;t match the last 2 weeks in Indian politics.

Polticians are strange bedfellows and when the adjective "Indian" is added, these politicians are even stranger. Wow! People trying to screw each other for years suddenly are cosy(Congress and SP)...people screwing another group for 4.5 years suddenly wants to screw someone else(Left) and that someone else is always ready to be screwed (Mayawati) and in turn screw the whole country. The BJP is confused..whether to screw someone or get screwed!

And finally what happens(on the day of Vote of Confidence..July 22 2008) is everyone get screwed and everyone gets to screw someone...resulting in the people of the country getting ROYALLY screwed and nailed......protitutes alleging that pimps are screwing them with huge amounts of money and some prostitutes who do get smaller amounts show it to all the prostitutes. The pimps (read likes of Amar Singh and Ahmed Patel, media etc.) enjoy the show......and in the brothel everyone is alleging that the other person screwing him/her......as they say "Hammam mei sab nange hain"

I am not a subject matter expert on Nuclear energy or foreign affairs, but I do know one thing...if 51% support something (not neccessarily for the merit of it but just to oppose the rest 49%) and 49% oppose it...it has to be handled in a better manner. 1 thing is sure from this drama..whoever called Mannu a clean gentle and honest person...go wash ur face...he dropped his pants as soon as he go a chance...hammam mei sab nange hain..

...yet the country goes on with an autopilot for some more time....we will get to elect another set of 545 prostitues and pimps after 3-4 months...now it is up to us whether we elect a prostitute, a pimp or a real MAN!..till then keep bathing...hamaam mei sab nange hain!

1 comment:

Manish Kamdar said...

I am like don't ever bring politics on to your blog but well you love it so can't say so. BJP is the biggest loser in this honestly. There is gross insubordination in the rank and file of the party the way in which the abstentions / cross voting took place. Funnily the winner in all of this is that Mayawati!!! Imagine her being PM of the country!!! Man I could now even settle down in Pakistan for all I know!!!!